So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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