So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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