On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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