did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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