My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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