Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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