why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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