dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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