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but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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