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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?

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  im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD

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• (518): View more from New York

  Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?

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  At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.

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  Why did I wake up by myself then?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?

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• (915): View more from Texas

  He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.

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