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(480): View more from Arizona

WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.

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(513): View more from Ohio

the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

smell my finger.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.

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(518): View more from New York

She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.

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(408): View more from California

I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.

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(775): View more from Nevada

He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there

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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...

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