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• (913): View more from Kansas

  i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.

  (816): View more from Missouri

  i think im in thre room next to you

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• (310): View more from California

  so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.

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• (805): View more from California

  a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot

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  god is laughing at you again

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.

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• (909): View more from California

  I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?

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• (213): View more from California

  How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.

  (213): View more from California

  .....unless there is alcohol involved

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