Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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