What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i think i have herpe
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?