how can u be prego again
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.