we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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