Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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