i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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