there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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