I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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