Don't you send me to vm
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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