Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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