Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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