i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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