no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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