we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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