If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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