wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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