Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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