I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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