we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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