We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
