I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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