It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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