im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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