Moan for me like Helen Keller
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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