i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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