If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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