singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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