I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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