he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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