I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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