...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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