I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
only if we run a train.
done.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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