thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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