I don't think brook has ever known best
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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