Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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