Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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