You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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