STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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