That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
