IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We're using joints as your birthday candles
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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