Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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