is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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