Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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