i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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