no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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