if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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