p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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